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Basically this post leaves me shouting WHYYYY!

1. People who don't use their signal lights.
This one really makes me want to drive right up
next to them and flip them off.
WHY??? WHY WON'T YOU USE IT??
Then I can just break your signal lamps.
YOU DON'T USE THEM ANYWAY.


2. People who drive slow on fast lanes.
MOVE TO ASIDE LA.
Do you know how long it takes for my ancient car to speed up?!


3. People who drive too slow for slow lane.
Please consider a bicycle.


4. People who drive slow on any lane and when drive past them,
they are typing/chatting away on their phone.

I CAN'T FUCK YOU ENOUGH.


5. People who drive slow on your lane to turn left/right but when 
Reached mentioned junction, turns out didn't want to go there in 
the first place, swerves out, and then the green light turns to red.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
(Okay basically I hate anyone who drives slow!)


6. People who stops by the road but didn't put up signal, 
Giving impression that the driver lost consciousness and 
swerved or something, but actually want to buy 
keropok lekor/some random shit.
GO TO HELL I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE.


7. People who don't know how to park.
And it's NOT even parallel parking. Where'd you get your license?
A lucky draw?!


8. People who drive ON THE LINE.
Are you drunk. I can't get past you.
Make up your mind.


9. People on bikes that won't move to the side.
I WILL CUT YOU.


And the thing I get pissed off the most
(like I'm not already LOL)
is..


10. People on bikes that drive on fast lanes.


Bonus:
11.Waiting at the junction to turn left/right but got oncoming car 
That didn't put up signal, and then the car 
actually turning in your junction also.
#^$%(#@^$(&^#(#&



On a lighter note, today my dad got an invitation to a wedding,
And the dress code was "Dress to Impress".
He snorted.
I am thinking of other men who actually took that for real,
And wore pink tuxes or something lol.

Obviously we all know that dress codes are only meant for females.
There are only so many different variants of tuxedos, lol.
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The bf and I went for a movie today at Mid Valley.
Finally had a taste of Burger King's French Chicken after so long!
The movie we decided to watch was "This means war".
(which was what the bf wanted to watch for some time now, to worry or not
I'm not sure, I mean.. is he really that into Reese Witherspoon?
Or is it really Tom Hardy?)

It was awesome.
(Except the cut sex scene. DON'T BLAME ME IF I TORRENT THIS MOVIE)
Tom Hardy played this suave yet sensitive man while Chris Pine
Was the trying to be smooth but fail guy,
of both which is just adorbs! <3
If you asked me to choose between those two..
I'd convince them both that we three were meant to be together
Because there's be no choosing between them two.
Honestly.
The whole time I was like "THAT LUCKY BITCH!"

Talking about bitches I just sat next to the
Two most inconsiderate female canines.
I swear, they have an opinion on
EVERY FUCKING TRAILER/ADVERTISEMENT
Here are some comments I can still recall:-
"I don't like Nokia Lumia, too square."
"John Carter kan? Tu disney punya."
"Oh another transformer-like movie, OH MY GOD"
"Oh wait, INI John Carter, disney jugak."

And the list goes on.
Thanks for the narration for the entire movie too, by the way.
I'd like to narrate YOUR DEATH.

My new bandit account got suspended today.
Suspected of hacking WHICH IS NOT FCKIN TRUE
Because I was just spam clicking the Versatile Portal but the dialog box
Just wouldn't come out! Now I can't even log back in,
And I am only 50% away from getting my Gratias ring,
And the event ends in a few days.
THE WHOLE REASON FOR STARTING THIS NEW CHAR
is for the ring.
Talk about FMLLLLLLL I WAS SOO CLOSE.
I don't care. If they don't unblock me in time
THERE WILL BE HELL, I EXPECT COMPENSATION.

Oh and today me and the bf went in the wrong cinema hall
Not once, but twice. FML WE ARE RETARDED.

Needless to say today was a rather drama emo day
And now I'd just like to sulk while watching Ranma 1/2.

Good night, reader(s? Doubt so.).
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